Ol’ BHX, it’s in Solihull but we have to go there. It’s not the worst airport in the world, there aren’t cattle grids over the runway like in Coventry, and it does have a nice magnetic train thing. It also has a tight policy on security, as this image from their 2007/8 Annual Report is there to illustrate:
Take a gander bottom left of the briefcase (click on the photo to zoom in if it helps).
At least it’s only a graphic design cock-up rather than a security cock-up. Or fake cock-up if you see what I mean.