Capital by capitailisation

londON
London has been LONDON for some time now – because it’s always ON, you see (can’t think of anything worse) and now ‘the magic city’ (Birmingham, Alabama)

birmINgham

has become BIRMINGHAM for marketing purposes (because it’s IN – fashionable I suppose). So what can we do?

How about:

birmingHAM

Because of our overacting actors, our love of pork products, or our amateur radio enthusiasts?

BIRMingham

Because of our ‘being something your mum would buy for you to wear’ – according to the other half “birmo” (bermo?) is a North-Walesian insult meaning just that.

birmINGHAM

Because of our love of Bernard Ingham?

Or, <snaps, fingers then does the ‘give us a clue’ nose point>

mingbirMINGham

How about we promote a certain type of goatee?

Not easy this branding malarky.

2 comments for “Capital by capitailisation

  1. 21 February 2008 at 12:41 pm

    A city with ming in the middle? Not sure I’m liking that…

  2. 23 February 2008 at 7:23 pm

    Has anyone ever dared do brmnghm? I see http://brmnghm.com/ exists and apparently used to have an image of a dog.

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