Wild in the aisles

I’m not advising you to watch ITV, but if you really want to see King’s Heath’s Somerfield (and don’t actually want to go there, which might be sensible) then you can flick on the goggletube at 8pm tomorrow (Tues 18th) to see posh boob-grabbers Trinny and Susannah ‘Undress the Nation’. The Nation in this case meaning the tills at the supermarket, and undressing in this case (I hope and pray) meaning putting more clothes on the check-out staff.